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Wednesday, January 27, 2021

Formulated for Success

 


Here at the Stefan Pertz Institute for Useless Information we strive to bring you the biggest nonsense, worthless stuff and gibberish you could ever use to stop any dinner conversation dead in its tracks. Here the latest, specifically geared up to depress the hottie in a red dress (Die da? Nein die da mit dem dicken Pulli an, man!) that initially had a most massive crush on you...

THIS, Laddies and Gennelmen!, is the formula used by the German government to calculate your pension.
Focus.de had this on their website so that readers could make an effort to calculate for themselves how much they would be drawing as a pension.

I ask you: how bored must you be with your collection of spores or dried orange peel to be wanting to do this??? Contact me via email and I can send you 12 suggestions for fun activities to do when you are alone and don't have a stick to dig a hole in the yard. 

Now, this blog would not be among the most popular on the interweb, if there wasn't any value I could ad. So, here goes then: the Pertz'sche simplified formula to determine your pension:

<your pension amount here> = by far not enough

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